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Saturday, May 10th, 2008
12:23 am
Heya dudes. :-p

Let me introduce a little plugin for Google Earth written by me.
This plugin gives an opportunity to mark your friends homes, visited places with the personal photo(thumbnail), that you can add to the profile straight in the programm.
It's simple to install and easy to use.
Please feel free to leave comments :)

Link to download:
Thursday, April 17th, 2008
12:05 am
Girls Name
I wonder.......

I got asked today to try and find a girls name that doest not show a picture of boobs in google, lets try it in japanise

try Amy

Page 1.

I would tap that, even though she is a cartoon...

Page 3.

Hmm not a girl...

Noting much, lets try Lilly
リリー (i think looks cool)

Page 1.

Hot anime

Men nothing else really......

Last try


Page 1.

YES! YES! YES! Winrar is me! (good old hentai)

Whats up with the scalpel?

Page 2.

Happy Halloween

A little cute bag with a smiley face on it

Spoon called Hannah?

Page 3.

Snowboarder called Hannah?

Page 9.


All in all.........The challenge failed, but Hannah wins just for the 1st image on page one =]

Sweet dreams, your your eyes are safe for now.

Current Mood: weird
Wednesday, October 25th, 2006
3:17 pm
and now a search for because that last one wasn't very interesting.

Page 1:
Painting of a naked cloud lady
That's not very nice of you mr. giant man

Page 3:
So... is this supposed to be Santa Claus, or what?
...Her wings are that guy's arms.
Non-naked cloud lady!

Page 4:
Okay what do we have here... turkeys that actually might supposed to be peacocks... a yellow bird that I can't tell which part is the beak, maybe it has two beaks... crow that kinda looks like a bat... sun that looks like a cookie, check... somehow you've managed to make electric eels look KAWAII ^_^ although now that I think about it those are probly supposed to be clouds... aaand an unexplained brown egg. Well, I guess you pass. Here's your driver's license.

Page 9:

it seems that "天" translates to "Heaven". makes sense...

Current Mood: rushed
2:55 pm
Monday, June 26th, 2006
2:05 pm
New to this but here are some weird ones


Page 1
Well i dont think he wanted to do that....

Page 2
Ok, Weird but nothing shocking

You call that a knife? THIS is a knife

Page 3
*is sick* (warning, dont look unless you have an external bumhole fetish)

Page 4
I think is needed after the last image...

Page 10
And the point of a boy looking at a wall is?

Current Mood: uncomfortable
Saturday, February 11th, 2006
2:16 am
This seems like a fun idea.
Naturally, some Japanese characters are just naturally going to be more disgusting than others...

But I figured I was on to a winner with: 生殖

1st page, 7th result: http://www.chiba-muse.or.jp/UMIHAKU/kikaku/14marisai/figs/slide12.jpg
[Dude... Not nice.]

2nd page, 7th result: http://www.sci.ehime-u.ac.jp/bio/evolut/NBRdir/luteM06.jpg
[I'm really not a fan of close-up arthropod photos.]

12th page, 14th result: http://24hour.blogbus.com/files/1126118218.jpg
[Nice birthday cakes... o_0;]

Oh... and as an additional bonus... for 腫瘍
At least half the results on the two pages are winners...

1st page, 6th result: http://www.geocities.co.jp/AnimalPark-Tama/3141/n3722.jpg
[Snehe... thats... nasty. Nasty for the subject AND nasty for us.]

1st page, 13th result: http://oak-animal.com/shorei/case4/pic5-32-2.jpg
[I'm not sure whether to laugh or vomit.]

(For what its worth, 腫瘍 is supposed to mean 'tumour', which kinda speaks for itself.)
Monday, January 16th, 2006
11:08 pm
<3 this game

あ brings us
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Sunday, January 15th, 2006
11:37 pm

This community seems to have died, so I figured I would give it a kickstart. I shall be searching for 'ズム.' Keep in mind that in my entire life, I've never found ANYTHING that made me want to poke my eyes out. But I shall post some...special things I find. 

Page 1! His body is like a slip-and-slide!Collapse )

Page 2: I can only hope that is shaving cream...Collapse )

Bah, nothing else is any good. So lets look for 'モム.'

Page 2: This is more depressing than anything. :(Collapse )


Page 2: Vomit. It"s what"s for dinner.Collapse )

Page 2: Hey! It"s the ambiguously gay Japanese duo!Collapse )

Page 5: This isn"t my mouse! Squishy though...Collapse )

Okay, that is all from me. Now you people need to start posting more!

Saturday, December 31st, 2005
6:35 pm
First time playing actually, I searched 猫 傘 伝説, found on page 2.

Cat thing... o.oCollapse )
Wednesday, December 21st, 2005
2:43 pm

I'm a first time player and I searched for "も"

At page two, I found these potatoes:


Then at page six I found this evil little thingie:


At page nine I found this kinda freaky thing:


Very phallic Disney-item at page thirteen:


Eh... yeah. Page twentyone brings more daikon people:

Tuesday, December 13th, 2005
1:38 am
The dangers of comptranslation
Hi, I'm a first-time player who happened by this community by doing a search on the interest "google".

One of my students made a remark about corporate wage slavery, and so I went over to Babelfish and translated "slave" to 奴隷. From thence, the path to adventure led to a page containing things ranging from

relatively salubrious: http://www.gameking.com.cn/gk/dm/04/4/9/165114702.htm
to mildly questionable: http://img.discstation.co.jp/image1/A/ALBRD-1133S_M.jpg
to goatse-wannabe: http://www.mistress-web.net/club.html

A cautionary tale regarding machine translation, to be sure.
Anyone else use Babelfish, Systran, or the (far superior) Google Language Tools?


Current Mood: weird
Monday, December 5th, 2005
10:10 pm
Say please, how to be connected with management Google? tel/fax/mail?
Saturday, December 3rd, 2005
8:13 pm
google seppuku for 無 which in my opinion looks like a tiny little shopping cart
So on page 1 we've got a lady up to her breasts in some liquid, and something that reminds me of the cover of a Tenchi Muyo manga I saw once.


I'm getting lots of beverage containers...




This is cute but it probably will burrow into my brains when I'm not looking.




AAAA they're everywhere!


Around this time I started "upping my standards", that is, the photo has to be more than just a tad weird, or else I'd be posting like three every page.

More beverage containers that I'm too lazy to post... and then on page 14: NO NO NO MRS. PREGNANT LADY YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED INTO THE HOT TUB

Current Mood: drained
2:56 pm
Woo, first time!
I randomly typed on おおね, which apparently uses the same kanji as だいこん, ie. 大根. I didn't find the excessive dildonics I was fearing, but right on page 1 we have a girl about to lick a cock, and this weird anthropomorphic daikon trio from page 10 will be haunting my dreams for some time. Finally, on page 8 we find a photo that looks like it came straight from an STD clinic.

Hai douzo!
Tuesday, November 22nd, 2005
5:08 am
Today, we'll try to moon the net with の月!
Page 4 gave us a near panty shot, Page 11 gave us a teddy bear reading manga, while page 12 brought in a collared girl...?
Now, curiosity had the better of me, so I had to delve further! What other secrets could the moon hold? Apparently bad photoshopping filters via page 14, Loli Claus on page 24, and the horror of butterfly-masked bondage guy thrusting his butterfly crotch in my face on page 27.

Please excuse me while I gouge out my eyes now...
Monday, November 21st, 2005
11:52 pm
Thursday, November 10th, 2005
4:03 pm
google seppuku for the character ジ
ジ I love this character because it's like a little smiley face! ジ

Page two: http://www.k3.dion.ne.jp/~kimchi/LOVELOG_IMG/20050311c89ba8b6.jpg - some dude (or dudette, I can't quite tell) busting some mad reps in da gym!!

Also page two: http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/shira3776/d0a17784.jpg - For some reason this ordinary photo of a girl on a swing in the woods, with some facially-haired dude off to the side, kinda makes me feel... unsettled.

Page three: http://hikaru.be/modules/xoopsgallery/cache/albums/album18/IMG_0804.jpg - No, no, no... it's just a cute little baby! If you saw anything else in that picture, you're a sicko and you should scrub out your brain with soap!

Page four: http://ricocoblog.seesaa.net/image/20050513_2.JPG - Are those cherries?

and finally...

Page ten: http://www.planetakornerson.com/media/fantasia_heidi.jpg - That looks uncomfortable. And... is that the same little girl from page four? WARNING: BOOBAGE AND SUCH

Current Mood: hopeful
Monday, November 7th, 2005
11:19 pm
2:47 pm
Character: の

some weird results:
Page one: http://puerutadelsol.seesaa.net/image/82BB82CC1.jpg - warning! manga-penii!
Page ten: http://curcuma.ti-da.net/usr/curcuma/??????···????.jpg - some weird kind of advertisement? it's creeping me out
Page twenty-five: http://vsnop.blogzine.jp/photos/imamade/cover-image-?????.jpg - the back of a cat?

Current Mood: cranky
11:34 pm
Why couldn't it just be tentacle porn?
Character: 頁

Page Count: 11

Image: http://db.books.com.tw/activity/cris/20050215_flyboy/photo3.JPG (WARNING: Not a pleasant image!)

Current Mood: sick
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